Friday, January 9, 2009

Dastardly Devil-Spawned Jean Shorts Rule For One Last Time

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Well that sure was a boring title game. 7-7 at the half? What?? Neither team reaches 30 points? Tebow throws 2 picks.. and still wins? What the hell happened last night?!?

I'll tell you what happened. Urban Meyer made a deal with the devil. And part of that deal is that he'll win two national championships, his best player will leave, and he'll land at Notre Dame... but then Touchdown Jesus will slay the devil monster within and Meyer can only lead them to one bowl win in the next fifteen years. The San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl.

Also I'm pretty sure Stafford should be favored to get drafted ahead of Bradford now, based on Bowl performances. That's all I have to say.

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