NFL Week 16 Fearless Forecast

It took us long enough, but the Dirty South team has finally pulled together to give their top five matchups of the week and choosing the winners. Let us know who's picks are the picks of fools, and come Tuesday we'll know who's really the best around the office. If we had an office. Moving on, check out the picks:

Jonesin's Picks:

1. ATL at MIN: an angry abraham throws tavaris around all game, Falcons by 6
2. CAR at NYG: a healthy jacobs ought to mean a win, but still Panthers by 3
3. BAL at DAL: flacco is no matt ryan, romo steps up, t.o. catches 2 passes, Cowboys by 10
4. ARI at NE: cards cant pass in the snow, pats need this win, Patriots by 13
5. SD at TB: tampa rush d has disappeared, big day for LT, Chargers by 9

Andy's Picks:

1. ATL at MIN: Matty Ice throws 10 passes of 20 yds or more and ends with 4 TDs, Falcons by 21
2. BAL at DAL: Ray Lewis and the Ravens defense put Romo on his back enough to scare him into bad decisions, Ravens by 13
3. PIT at TENN: Titans step it up and prove they are real contenders, taking care of the biggest threat in the AFC, Titans by 3
4. MIA at KC: Kansas City has been a different team lately but Miami is hungry for a playoff spot and possibly the AFC East title, Dolphins by 14
5. NO at DET: History will be made as the Lions drop to 0-15, but at least they clinch the first pick, Saints by 10

Jeremy's Picks:

1. BAL at DAL: Tony R. sucks a D., Ravens by 3
   
2. MIA at KC: Miami's back! win by 10
   
3. ATL at MIN: Ryan can't get it done this week, Vikings by 2
   
4. GB at CHI: How are the Packers doing? Oh yeah Terrible. Urlacher eats Aaron Rodger's first born., Bears by 14
   
5. CAR at NYG: Carolina is 3 - 3 on the road. NY is 6-1 at home. Giants by 14

Rudolph's Picks:

1. ATL at MIN: With increased coverage of white, Ryan and Norwood hook up. Coach Smith enters the game to pick a fight with a struggling Adrian Peterson - pokes him shamelessly in the eyes, Falcons by 10
   
2. PIT at TEN: Hines Ward catches a pass from Mewelde Moore for TD, Steelers by 7
   
3. CAR at NYG: Coach Smith enters the game to pick a fight with Steve Smith after scoring 2 TDs, shamelessly bitch slaps him, Giants by 3
   
4. ARI at NE: Outkast writes a new song about Randy Moss but includes Wes Welker, Pats by 10, both teams post 30+
   
5. NO at DET: Because no team is going to have a perfect losing record this year. However, Detroit will miss every point-after from the shock of feeling what scoring actually feels like. Lions by 3

Adam's Picks:

1. ATL at MIN: Ryan fumbles twice and throws a pick and the Vikings lead early, but the falcons will themselves to the win in the second half by stopping Petereson. Falcons by 2.
2. CAR at NYG: Eli learns how to throw again with help from the run game, giants by 9. Razlze and Dazzle, or whatever there names are, are held under 100 combined yards by the giant deffense. Home field advantage for the Giants, and Carolina will look vulnerable.
3. BAL at DAL: A low scoring affair, and I think Baltimore sneaks up on Dallas who thinks they are all of a sudden good after beating the giants. Baltimore by 3.
4. ARI at NE: New England doesn't lose this game, and Arizona has sucked this side of the Mississippi. New England by 11.
5. SD at TB: Tampa Bay keeps winning at home, and the Chargers are miserable. Tampa by 7.
6. PIT at TEN: Tennessee is stumbling into the playoffs and lets Pittsburgh steal it
   in the end. Pittsburgh by 4.